The Freaks Who Read My Blog And 9 Other Things I'm Thankful For This Year
Happy Thanksgiving! Except, of course, to the dickheads in the mainstream media suggesting you sequester your guests in your garage and rapid Covid-test them before allowing them entry into your home.
First things first: Happy Thanksgiving.
…except, of course, to the dickheads in the mainstream media suggesting you sequester your guests in your garage and rapid Covid-test them before allowing them entry into your home. And before you ask, “yes”, that’s a real thing:
Nothing says “togetherness” and “family” quite like abandoning your 83 year old uncle, on what could be his last Thanksgiving ever, in your 23 degree garage because he got a false positive test on a piece of shit $20 rapid test you bought from Walgreens 5 months ago and then left in your freezing cold basement.
“But it’s a holiday, Chris. Be nice,” you’ll say.
Alright, fine. Can you pass the yams, please?
It's really been an incredible first three months over here at the Fringe and I just wanted to say thanks. When I started this project earlier this year, I didn't know if there would even be an audience for my unique (read: drunken) financial rants.
About one fiscal quarter later, there's been almost 10,000 of you that have signed up to listen to the Vegas-freak-show-style financial and political analysis that I offer. I’m so thankful there’s freaks like me out there.
Normally, I’d say that’s proof that we’re all in really deep shit. But with the way the politicians, elites and central bankers are running the world, I’m actually glad we’re all here in this bunker together. That’s why I call it “the Fringe”.
Now, being a “freak” and on “the fringe” just means you exercise common sense. Weird how things come full circle like that, right?
In addition to you, the reader, I wanted to offer up 9 other things I'm thankful for this year:
My readers and subscribers.
The fact that as soon as Tesla plunges, I think ARKK is going to implode into itself, not unlike a dying star.
Hopefully, a coming repeat of the time Steve Mnuchin pissed himself when the markets pulled back 15% at the end of 2018.
Unconfirmed rumors that Celsius Network’s CFO has been arrested popping up online hours after I wrote a scathing criticism of CEO Alex Mashinsky’s debate with Peter Schiff over Bitcoin.
Christmas music reminding me that we should give ourselves the gift of dropping the Covid hysteria from our psyche this holiday season.
The judicial system proving there is at least a couple of subatomic particles’ worth of common sense left in the universe by finding Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty.
The fact that there’s at least one value stock still out there that I like, despite the batshit lunacy we currently refer to as our “capital markets”.
That my readers help drive discussion about things like how inflation is really impacting them on the ground, in order to help me get a hold on issues I am trying to address.
That there continues to be pushback on national vaccine mandates that have cost thousands their jobs.
That, in a blow to “woke” culture, Democrats lost Virginia, in what I wrote is likely going to be foreshadowing for mid-term elections coming up in 2022.
Oh and by the way, because I know you degenerates were wondering, my NFL picks for today, for entertainment purposes only, are the Lions over 41, the Raiders ML +290 and the Saints ML +210.
Happy eating and drinking, and I truly wish your family the best.
"Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer."
- Maya Angelou